End of Summer, Divine

Infinite Summer ended early for me this year. I haven’t read much lately, aside from the first 400 pages of IJ and an electronic copy of Ask Dr. Mueller I found on OpenLibrary. I’ve been on a little bit of a John Waters kick. Female Trouble is a movie I need to remember to watch […]

13 1/2 murders + 1,423 laughs

Long before the Scary Movie franchise started, there was this movie. Student Bodies (1981) was a childhood favorite of mine. I’d watch it over and over, giggling my butt off every time. To my delight, Amazon Instant has it available. I found myself reciting some of the lines when I watched it last night, approx. […]

This Year’s Christmas

I took down my last post (re:end of 2012) because it was lame. I wish I could write an interesting post about my Christmas, but I’m drawing a blank. For once, it was a pleasant one: A Build-Your-Own Grand Slam at Denny’s for lunch, Django Unchained in the afternoon. When you’re childless and single, I […]

Movie Quote of the Day

–She underlines the fuck scenes for ya? Jesus, if she underlines the fuck scenes for ya, she must worship the ground you walk on. –They teach you how to underline in college. –Not the fuck scenes, they don’t. Braden, you gotta learn to put out more, you know what I mean? –Slap Shot (1977)

Tina, Bring Me The Axe!

Having my DVD player go tits-up has given me a good excuse to dust off the collection of movies I have on VHS. The first movie I watched, “Mommie Dearest”, brought back memories of my childhood not because my mother beat me but because once this movie hit cable, I watched it every chance I […]